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I was going to try and calculate how hot the surface of the bat signal would be to make fun of her sitting on it but I remembered, who gives a shit, look at it, Jim must have handed this in with his boner duct taped to his thigh, can’t believe they let this in the 80th anniversary issue

Catwoman 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1 (2020)

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[iloveeverybee]

Honestly I’m just reblogging because they edited Batman smiling

>:)

[bloodyandblack]

So is this all @fixing-bad-comic-art does ? He just redraws comic panels cause they don’t fit to the stander Puritan outlook . Like who decates that much time to redrawing a comic panel cause a women’s boobs are to being or her hips are to small. On top of that isn’t the whole point of a comic books art style is to be un realistic to give you that sense of wonder and fantasy ?

[fixing-bad-comic-art]

lol, I dont normally respond to these sorts of comments mostly bc like this is just a hobby dude. but like that’s the point? I like the challenge of taking something very unrealistic and making it more so, and I just use comic art bc theres a lot of it. this is just something fun i do in my free time. also I think I only spent like 15 minutes on this one? it was just a fun lil destresser

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this is the one year anniversary of that last response and i just wanted to say this,

im so fucking glad i stopped being nice and pleasant about everything.

if you pulled this same clown shit today id be ring ring ringing my lil jester bells instead of politely talking about the merits of having hobbies and enjoying things.

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[radioblueheart]

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[enecoo]

Clown on clown violence

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[gffa]

I’m reading the Rogue One visual guide again and “the fearsome wraithlike presence that haunts the upper tiers of Imperial military hierarchy” is THE funniest way to describe Darth Vader’s presence.

Because I’m just imagining Darth Vader checking off pretty much every stereotypical Signs Your Imperial Star Destroyer Is Haunted.

COLD SPOTS:  Darth Vader roaming the hallways with his cape billowing behind and, because of how the Force works, everyone just gets this sudden SHIVER OF COLD and they turn around and OH FUCK THERE HE IS AGAIN.  Just like LOOMING there.  Not saying anything.  Not doing anything.  Just staring at you.  Or maybe just behind you.  You can’t tell.  All you can feel is the cold prickle in your very soul and like if you stare too hard at him, he’ll pull your very soul out of your body.

EMF READINGS:  Darth Vader getting so mad about someone breathing wrong (because fuck you if you can breathe normally, ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF HIM) that the Force explodes around him and sets off every electronic meter on the Star Destroyer.

DOORS SLAMMING SHUT:  One time, when Tarkin told him that he would have to go to Tatooine to hunt down a specific smuggler that the Empire was after, reminding Vader (with a smug little smile as he said it) to sand-proof his suit first, literally every door on the Star Destroyer slammed shut at exactly the same time.  Three separate people lost toes because they were only halfway through the door at the time.

STRANGE MOANING NOISES:  I mean, Anakin Skywalker crying about how fucked up his life has become, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

FEELING OF BEING WATCHED:  A level 200 psychic space wizard who has zero personal boundaries and is a real asshole:  He probably is watching you and is disgusted at your thoughts.  Stop thinking about gross sex things!!!  Love making is meant to be pure and wholesome!!!  Not that you should be thinking about things like that!!!  No happiness or pleasure allowed for anyone anymore!!!

TOUCHED BY AN INVISIBLE HAND:  People are constantly being choked by an invisible hand whenever he’s around.  Lieutentant Sarenki on deck 57 swears one time that he wasn’t even on the same ship as Vader and still watched him choke out Admiral Ozzel over the holocam.  Piett refuses to confirm, says he’s exaggerating, but Sarenki swears up and down it’s true.

STRANGE SHAPES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT:  Vader’s not waiting until morning to deliver his report to whomever Sidious ordered him to work with, so at least five separate Admirals have woken up in the middle of the night and shrieked like a little kid because Vader was just there.  LOOMING OVER THE BED.  Hsskk-kooosh.  What are you—  Hsskk-kooosh.  Screaming for?   Hsskk-kooosh.  I have the report on– Hsskk-kooosh.  The Rebel activity in– Hsskk-kooosh.  The Anoat Sector. Hsskk-kooosh. 

In conclusion:  There is a very strong rumor that Darth Vader is a ghost haunting the Imperial Military, the cursed ghost of a Jedi who has come for revenge because they’re mad they lost the war and the Empire triumphed over their treasonous ways.

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Anonymous asked:

I don't punch bugs but my boyfriend is 6'7" and 220lbs so I'll call him to get the bugs and he walks in and does his best new york gangster voice (he's British) and goes "is that guy bothering you, toots?" and then puts them in a cup

mrspider answered:

if men arent like this theyre worthless

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[4estchild]

“I actually got the J&J” 🤣

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[tworoundtrips]

This is the content I get on tumblr for

[tehzii]

@fluent-in-lesbianism how could you leave this in the tags

[the-greatest-kaspy]

Ha! Imagine being alive in 20 years to collect...

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[virginalbehemoth]

first they phased out the 22 episode season then they phased out the 13 episode season and now they’re phasing out the 10 episode season like can you guys go watch fucking movies or something and stop trying to “tighten” television

[boazpriestly]

We need to go back to more episodes because shows can’t be action or drama all the time, there needs to be breathing room for both the audience and the characters. There need to be good filler episodes where the characters get to just have fun and develop outside of the main story. Side quests and downtime are important to storytelling. We need to see the characters be regular people with regular problems in between the big stuff.

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