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'Orlando Bloom Nearly Punches Justin Bieber’

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  • Question: tony the mechanic; steve breaks every vehicle he touches - Anonymous
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    theappleppielifestyle:

    Steve walks in looking guilty, and Tony sighs.

    "Whose stuff did you break this time?"

    "My pal’s motorcycle," Steve says. "I told him I’d get it checked out, so if it’s not too much trouble-"

    "Sure, I’m not busy," Tony lies, and follows Steve out of the workshop to where a beat-up looking motorcycle is leaning on the side of the shop.

    They wheel it into the workshop, and Steve sits down on the couch as Tony starts taking the engine apart. “You should really stop touching other people’s stuff, they’re going to make you pay for it after a while,” Tony tells him, and then grins down at the engine. “If you want to see me so badly, just ask me to dinner.”

    Tony is knuckle-deep in wires when Steve clears his throat quietly and says, “Would you be okay with that?”

    "Hmm?" Tony makes a face down at the tangle of wires. What the hell did Steve do to the thing, shove his hands in and twist?

    "I was asking if you’d like to go to dinner with me sometime. If you want."

    Tony hums absently as his fingers work the wires, and then the words register and leave him reeling. He turns, and Steve is staring at him, the tips of his ears pink, obviously wanting to look away but not letting himself. 

    "I," Tony says, all too conscious of how filthy he probably looks. He tries to remember when the last time he showered was. "Why. Steve, unless you’ve been stalking me, you’ve only ever seen me up to my elbows in engines and covered in grease. Not to mention my clothes.”

    Steve frowns, and then shrugs. “You suit your clothes. And I assume you won’t turn up to the restaurant in a ripped tank top.”

    Tony’s mouth opens, and then closes. “Seriously?”

    "Well, if you want to wear the tank top, obviously I can’t stop you," Steve says, and a hand comes up to rub at the back of his neck. The pink on his ears has steadily deepened to red, and is now spreading over his cheeks. "But I’d- I think I’d try to dress up for it, and I’d feel like a fool if it was just me all dressed up while you’re in jeans. You could wear whatever you want, I wouldn’t- I wouldn’t care, it’d be fine-"

    "Pick me up at eight," Tony says, and Steve stammers himself to a stop. "I promise to wear something that isn’t covered in oil stains."

    The blush is still going strong, but now it’s accompanied with a disbelieving grin. “I- great. That’s, that’s great. I’ll, uh, come here and pick you up?”

    "Can’t wait," Tony says, and tweaks a wire. "Your friend’s motorcycle should be fixed by tomorrow, by the way."

    "Hmm? Oh, yeah, thanks."

    After they start going out, Steve suspiciously stops breaking machines, but Tony doesn’t call him out on it.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PETER CULLEN!

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golden-haired-prince:

LOOK AT THIS. FILI AT THE FRONT OF THE LINE. FILI LEADING THEM TO BATTLE. FILI DOING HIS DUTY AS PRINCE. I AM NOT OKAY. SEND HELP.
did not make the gif but I forget where I found it now sorry to the creator I PROMISE I AM NOT TRYING TO STEAL CREDIT

Stephanie: look at Kili’s face. He looks so serious but I’m just thinking he’s probably so frightened. He’s never been in a war before and now he has to fight orcs and wargs and possibly elves and men and he’s just not ready for that
Me: all i can think about is like him looking at Fili’s back, watching his brother who has never been in a war either just bring up that mantel as heir and lead everyone into battle not showing any fear even though Fili’s mind is probably racing, and Kili just is kind of like, if he can do it I can do it

mhyin:

golden-haired-prince:

LOOK AT THIS. FILI AT THE FRONT OF THE LINE. FILI LEADING THEM TO BATTLE. FILI DOING HIS DUTY AS PRINCE. I AM NOT OKAY. SEND HELP.

did not make the gif but I forget where I found it now sorry to the creator I PROMISE I AM NOT TRYING TO STEAL CREDIT

Stephanie: look at Kili’s face. He looks so serious but I’m just thinking he’s probably so frightened. He’s never been in a war before and now he has to fight orcs and wargs and possibly elves and men and he’s just not ready for that

Me: all i can think about is like him looking at Fili’s back, watching his brother who has never been in a war either just bring up that mantel as heir and lead everyone into battle not showing any fear even though Fili’s mind is probably racing, and Kili just is kind of like, if he can do it I can do it

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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unexplained-events:

Reddit user claims that they were home alone while it was snowing both day and night. They woke up the next morning and saw this. 

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The ABC's of Marvel

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